Do I open a sanctuary for orphaned baby hamsters

Do I open a sanctuary for orphaned baby hamsters? Learn to speak Tagalog? Mere distractions! The truth is now I'm single I can't even dress properly any more, let alone sleep or eat... so I'm now frequenting Nudist All-night Restaurants. Maybe I'll just fix my washing machine, bedroom curtains, and oven...

Things I love: Home-made dahl & chapatis. "Dakota" by Stereophonics. Vodkahorlicks. Continuing a dream after getting up for a wee. Staring at a clear sky laden with stars. Finding the fridge full of food after a shop. Crocodile man-bags teamed with faux-fur dungarees. Eclectic music and going to gigs. The Lake District. Watching a DVD with a bottle of rioja. Playing guitar & snowboarding, although not at the same time. Unwinding with friends and family. Crunching through sun-soaked Autumnal woods. Holding hands with someone special, under a sky laden with stars like diamonds.

Things I love less: Attempting to landscape my garden, whilst hopping around with a spade in my foot.

I can dance, I don't watch football, and I'm not gay! Grrr.

I'm truly fortunate to love my job.

I'm pretty broad spiritually. I'm convinced there are many equally valid ways to express faith. Being at least open to the possibility of deity is important to me.